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tony
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19th october
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Monday, August 29, 2005
yo,whoever reads my blog..goodday!! omg... ever since my com started to let me play maple, i have not blogged for 2 days! holy shit!
today school was simple and sweet... sophia and anabel gave us Kinder Surprise!! =D *surprised* the toy i got was so disgusting.. some kind of alien of something...looked like mrs sim, yuck. we even gave the three toys we got some names... my toy was named booboo, cos the hand was thumbs down..anabel's toy was named bangbang, cos the toy had a gun, a petrol gun. =\ marc's was named meowmeow, duh, it was a kitten... A BLUE KITTEN! IN A PINK BAMBOO BASKET!! kinder must be full of colourblind people.. =P
something memorable today was yet another 'mouthcatchcandy' game... marc had his m&ms flying all over the classroom... lol.. managed to catch some only, due to inexperienced thrower..
after school was okay.. i have a new cca! netball! =D we played netball through the netball practice.. omg i played in a netball game and i realize i suck.. i dont know how to even defend.. netball is also full of rules..cannot cross this line, cannot cross that line.. Blah! zxcxzzxccxzxzz!
went to northpoint after that and went home... i found a racket! =D carbonex 8400
Thursday, August 25, 2005
yo,whoever reads my blog..goodday! the primary 3 kid is so screwed up.. i just want him to fuck off. today he knocked on my door before coming in, so sweet~ but fuck you anyway, dont fucking use my nike bottle and drink my fucking drink without my permission! FUCK OFF!
-please get out of my mind, im trying to blog here,thanks.
okay today we had a chemistry test... oh my god, thank you anabel, for telling me that nitrates are nh3.. thats freaking ammonia! =\ grr. nevermind, i know its not your fault.
we had that big sec 3 detention in the lecture theater and the lecture theater became a mini church, okay not literally but mrs. sim preached about chung cheng and stuff.. well at least i made use of the time and recorded some decent entertainment music files.. =)
hoho, im so excited and looking forward to juggling balls for fund raising! =D the whole 3f agreed to raise funds for 'Circus outreach', oh yeah.. there was this guy who came and advertised the whole program, at first glance i thought his face was gay. it was gay.. i think circus people are gay. GAY~
i had nothing to do i went to play basketball with raymond and jiahon at school.. it was fun at first but it went so fucked up, my specs keep getting hit by the bloody ball.
went to tuition after that.. ruohan and serene kept thinking i was giving them attitude.. yeah right, if i didnt control my mood i would have cursed at you guys.. im good =)
serene and ruohan was slacking at the tuition! =\ serene and ruohan played pokemon while i figured out how to do trigo questions.. oh ruohan, too bad.. =)
we went to dinner after that.. we ate popiah,the 5 fragrant or something 'wu xiang' lah.. with the fried bee hoon.. we had green tea too! this dishes were all shared among the three of us.. ruohan owed us.. oh ya we ate roti prata too.. that indian guy couldnt see us,said the pillar was blocking..
what gay'd logic is that? a tiny pillar can cover three people? especially that fat serene... she ate the most! =0 played around at dinner and went to see the legendary nokia 2nd hand 8800, which was in tip-top condition, as told by ruohan.. oh ya, he is now called fishyfucker.. stupidserene's idea lo... they accused me of stealing fishy's drink and renamed me as dirtyTHIEFtony... omg..
okay something to end my post with..
-hey lady, where's your punani?! =)
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
well, russell peters rocks my world.. he really did, i watched his video and my mood is much better now.. i guess i'll just talk a bit of crap on today.. =D
okay, for people who think anabel and sophia are provision shops, i guess you're right..
they are great people too! =) anabel gives me snacks everyday, together with sophia giving marc.. okay so anabel gave me this packet of 'black white biscuit'.. okay so i decided to eat it after recess, i was enjoying my time until elvina opened the pack of biscuits.. i allowed her to, but EVERYONE came and had a biscuit, i wasnt fast enough to react and ate only one... sob... imagine this slow mo drama
- sound->heartbeat[slow-mo]
- scene->elvina opening pack of biscuits
- effects->grayscale
elvina opening pack...thump thump thump, pack opens.. strong bright light seams through opening of packet.. people in class bowing to packet of biscuit, devours biscuits.. thumping stops,sound of heartmonitor with 0 heartbeatcount,black out.
okay,that was kinda overdoing it, as long as people are happy im okay with it.. cos anabel is buying something for me tomorrow! =D
after school, basketball was fun! really fun. at last i can score at basketball matches.. yey! oh ya, during basketball, zijie and marc banged into each other and fell down... marc was okay while zijie was still lying on the floor.. he gave a frightening face expression... like he cant believe something.. then he said' my hand, wah lao.. my hand, feel like...' we were FRIGHTENED! omg.. what is going to happen to zijie? is his hand broken? then he said 'my hand, feel like A LOT OF ENERGY!' then everyone wanted to kick him in the butt.. lol.
after basketball, we went home. thats it! =)
yo,whoever reads my blog,goodday! sian.. today got trigo test.. i rather sleep than do that test i knew nothing of, so i tried the questions that seemed easy, and i went to sleep.. lol
school was kinda boring, but after school we went to play basketball! =D we played from about 3+ to 6pm.. it was really fun, better than the last time..
anyway, i dont have any mood to fucking post any funny stuff.. please forgive me, cos when i got back home, this fucking kid, who's my mum's fren son.. so fucking treats my house as his
okay, since yesterday they came and stayed at my house, i've decided to leave the living room alone for these bunch of people.. i think thats kinda great thing for me to do already. and this fucking kid just fucking stepped into my room even though he can recognise the words 'No trespassing', he just fucking treat it as his room! wouldnt he just treat this as his house? so what if you are a primary 3 kid? does that make you so great? FUCK NO! next time when i get fed up with you, you better know howta FUCK OFF.
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
yo,whoever reads my blog..goodday! school is fun, had pe during first 2 periods of school and did the aces day excercise.. we did boxercise! and thaiboxing aka binoculars, lol.. eugene and marc got pulled up to stage for punishment.. and they went up and did a lot of clown work.. must have been tough on u guys to take the effort to entertain us.. =) english after pe was always a resting period to get the need mental preparation for mr oh's chinese lesson.. aww, i guessed as much.. we didnt relax our mind enough to get bored and keep extra quiet in his lesson.. he lost his temper, after so long of ren-ing.. according to himself, lol. fuck him man,
~ everytime he scolds, i want to laugh out loud, i cant resist~-sing to tune of everytime
okay, enough of him already..
after recess it was maths.. i hate to admit it, but i love maths lessons.. it allows me to get that energy lost by yesterday nights' short sleep.. i love u, mr tan. =X yeah that was crap, i failed my A MATHS TEST! omg~ sadsad.. =(
okay so after maths it was socialstudies, ms kaur called the ppl who didnt hand in their file to stand up.. so it was kinda embarassing for them and i thought i was getting better at handing in work in time.. but later ms kaur called a bunch of people including me to stand up.. i was like whats wrong? i handed in my file already! ms kaur then announced that we didnt complete our worksheets in the files.. aw man! i was so close to be that chosen few to sit down and relax! grr.
after the lesson, the people who didnt complete their worksheets had to stay back and complete their work.. i looked at the records and i didnt do anything! omg... i just went up to ms kaur and said ' i do not have anything.' ms kaur wanted to hit me in the head with her file, lol. okay so i chiong-ed worksheets and then i hanged out with jia hon and ruohan.. okay we walked around the school and it was like so boring, so we went to the library and played scrabble.. after scrabble we went to the basketball court and watch people play volleyball and basketball.. after basketball practice was over, they went home and i went to have dinner with my mum.. happy birthday mum.. 230805
Monday, August 22, 2005
yo,whoever reads my blog..goodday! =D today had a lot of surprises.. come into class, first thing mr tan says is 'okay,next period got a maths test.. so now do this excercise and hand in later'
what the fuck?! wah lao, this teacher want to kill us? Monday Morning, First period of School! the most boring time of the week and mr tan said this kind of stuff? my god! =(
okay, so i spent a period of studying and i was 'cool! i know everything in this chapter!'.. when the test paper came and i looked at the questions i thought it was kinda easy so i enjoyed the time that i can do a test properly..
after 30mins... i didnt realise i was in the middle of the third question and mr tan went ' okay who never pass up i give u ZERO ah~' he came to my table and when i looked at the question, he snatched my fucking paper! fuck! >=( shit him.. i snatched back and we struggled.. then i got a grip and got it back.. after a while of completing my last equation i handed it in... okay so i got back to my seat and weikuang was still chiong-ing when mr tan was going back to the staff room... when he finished marc went off to help him hand it in...
okay so i went to recess with lionel...i bought food and heard marc say mr tan rejected the paper... oh so sad... =(
physics test was okay... at first i thought it was kinda difficult but in the end i realised its really easy! except for a few questions... okay thinking about cme i want to shout ' I HAVE THE ANSWERS WAHAHA!' lol 3f ppl should noe..
after school we went to the library and junyin stole the librarian pass!! i put it on and walked around lol.. after lunch marc,lintun and i went to play basketball at the CC... played for a couple of hours and when we were at the bus interchange my leg was cramped! =0 omg! i was like 'fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!' went home and ate dinner.. thats all i have to blog about... *legcramps suck*
Sunday, August 21, 2005
yo,whoever reads my blog..goodday! =D today i got nothing to do.. slept till 11am+ and woke up, turned on the piece of junk and watched 'Comedy Now! Featuring Russell Peters' for about 3 times and ate lunch.. after lunch i watched ''Comedy Now! Featuring Russell Peters' again for about 4 times and went off to play pokemon... i caught the red gyrados!! =D im so happy~ after playing pokemon there was really NOTHING FOR ME TO DO!!! it was so boring and at that moment even porn seemed uninteresting..i think, hahaha =D
i turned on the radio and tuned in to the perfect 10.. there were 2 DJs writing a song and it was named 'uncle mutton' omg it was so funny, all the crap like he smelled like mutton and had to find a women that smelled like mutton and mutton mutton mutton mutton mutton uncle mutton~~ end.
i thought it was kinda lame and funny two grown ups are singing this fucking mutton song, and laughing like africans talking about sex.. but i appreciate their entertaining efforts haha! =D
there is nothing to blog on today, so i'll comment on what im looking forward tomorrow! okay,tomorrows schoolday so i am having high hopes of getting free chocolates or candies from anabel and sophia.. hopefully tmr there will be another episode of star wars- the attack of the candies and the 'mouthcatchcandy' game.. hopefully there would be some entertainment to spice up the monday blues.. okay, i guess thats all for today and its so sad that sunday's gonna end soon and i have to see mr lee's gay face again.. total boredom. =(
Saturday, August 20, 2005
yo,whoever reads my blog..goodday! today saturday,no school.. but its kinda boring staying at home and sleeping till 11+ am. turned on the computer and my com screwed up and 'FUCK YOU COM!', had to reformat the damn thing.. its a piece of junk that cost me $2000+, after reformatting it and it screwed up again and 'FUCK YOU COM!*echos through estate*.. i stayed at home with the com spoilt and had nothing to do, so i decided to take out my lego kit and tried to make a tank out of the pieces of lego, but i ended up making something like a garbage truck.. so i thought it was kinda cool and played around with it for a couple of minutes, 'vroom,vroom! pi por pi por pi por, pour garbage. vroom vroom!'
after a while i thought it was kinda childish to play with a lousy mini lego garbage truck so i took out my n-gage and was staring at it thinking about what game to play since my com is spoilt. so i browsed through the games i had and suddenly i saw the gameboy version of pokemon crystal and i went 'Cool! =D this looks so fun! i'd love this!' and played my 'gameboy' till 5 and then my mum arrived with her friends' family..
oh i forgot to mention that today is my mum's birthday dinner! =D happy birthday mum,i love u! okay back to the point, so the family which consisted of a toddler came in the house while i was enjoying my 'gameboy' while relaxing on the sofa..the toddler came shouting 'WOW!! CAN I PLAY WITH YOUR GAME?!! PLEASE?!! PLEASE?!! PLEASE?!!'
*shocked* i didnt know how to react and acted like a antisocial retard sitting at the sofa playing pokemon, the begging continued to dinner time and we went to SSC to have a Taste of Thailand
we reached the restarant and FUCK! so many fucking gays?! from thailand?! bird?thong?chai?
there was a whole lot of people! omg! we waited like 15mins and got in and had a seat.. after 1 min,the dishes was here and we eat like tikopehs fighting for porn, the food disappeared like porn vcds in this case. okay so there were 9 ppl together including 2 toddlers and 2 teenagers,including me.
after the dinner we went shopping although we were just walking in circles. my little cousin so cute! keep wanting me to play with her.. so i made her jump like superman carrying her by her arms.. after that we went home and the toddler who begged me for my 'gameboy' is playing with it right now and deleted my save file.. what the fuck. luckily i had a backup of it.
Friday, August 19, 2005
yo,whoever reads my blog, goodday! school is fun today, i got a tube of m&ms mini from anabel! =D anabel so good,everyday give me candies and chocolates..sophia too <3<3<3 chocs...but i think they will make my teeth dirty?? aiyo heck care la..haha today we played the 'mouthcatchcandy' contest again! or rather a game, anyway we played with m&ms mini today,cos sophia gave a tube to marc too =D it was damn fun with lionel trying to steal the chocolates while it was in mid air. haha history and social studies was so cocked up! omg,we were completely out of the point where we were supposed to get world war 2's points and we gave a world war 1 presentation. what the fuck. =( quote "fuck it." - scouter, Koh Ming Zhuan..that was what weikuang thought too,i heard like 'fuck..' when he realised something was wrong with the slides. for once I WAS SHOCKED! weikuang said FUCK?!! WHAT THE FUCK?!! but, even kids are exposed to this kind or stuff, maybe something taking place at home
*explicit content below*
Wife: What the fuck?!! you went to XXX's house and slept in her bed?!! You JACKASS!
Husband: SHUT UP you FUCKING BITCH! I didnt! I just help her clean her boobs!
Wife:WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!!
3-year old toddler: fuck fuck? bitchbitch? boob boob? haha!
- uh-oh (spreads like SARS the next day at kindergarten)
*explicit content above*
okay, so weikuang's problem's not a big deal, he's just stressed out,i think
but miss kaur gave us a week's time to improve on our presentation..was hoping we could go to lintun's house on sunday. so history and socialstudies was screwed.. went for recess and todays fusion selection sucks, the rice was overcooked and was damn hard and dry.. i only ate the mini chicken chop.. =(
during chinese sophia,anabel and me read the chinese compre like having oral exams..so funny but they are so hardworking,practising their oral skills and techniques.. 8O*shocked*
after ss remedial some scouts played scrabble against the np cadets and they said we lost.. i think they cheated,really,they did.. i think. end of the day.
Thursday, August 18, 2005
yo,whoever reads my blog,goodday! today schooltime was fun sitting at the back of the class,firstly everyday there is 1 or 2 person who will give out free candies and chocolates... so people at the back will keep eating free candies until they get a little tired of putting that tiny little cola flavoured 'metal ball' into their mouths and start to throw them all around, starting with a little bit of catch the candy with your mouth contest and anabel was like 'WOW! YOU CAN DO THAT?GREAT!' to anyone who could do the trick,after a while when they got a little bit tired of throwing the candy and catching it with their mouths they decided to throw it into other people's mouth and until they get irritated when others threw candies at their foreheads,glasses,hair,eyes and putting the tiny ball into someone else's shirt*hint*, THEY GET ANGRY and another episode of star wars attack of the tiny ball candies had begun. oh fuck, everyone was getting involved, and the innocent china people who came into class with a gay face got hit and i thought they had something like 'ta me de,CHIBAI!' in their minds.
when it was recess time i and lionel rushed to the cafeteria and ate the fusion selection (what a gay name), after a while of enjoying the mini chicken chop which costs 50cents each,mrs sim came and looked for kind souls to help the china people to buy their food and introduce them around the cafeteria and advertise our school's mini lake,huge pond for free.
when back to class and mr lee shouted 'WHATS HAPPENING MAN?!' when he saw ong lai sleeping in class.. oh man...poor him,he still doesnt realize his classes are so god damn boring..he even thinks his explaination is superb..T_T
after school marc,junyin and i rushed for scrabble..then the game was so boring we didnt even wanted to finish it off,then we played with jingyi and meifong..junyin surrendered the last game..
okay,so meifong cheats a little and chooses the two letters v and x,marc and i was like 'hmm interesting.' then i started with the word been (note:there are 12 E in the scrabble set) and meifong was next,she simply put a V and a X at the double letter place with my E in between and got like a lot of marks,marc and i was like 'cheater!!' anyway she owned scrabble searching the dictionary for words, but nevermind...i got second!!! =D went to tuition then...the teacher went through chemistry on bases and acids...i learnt a lot of new stuff! i dont really listen to miss norfida,i realise the HOD of science give really good chemistry notes...how i wished~ well thats almost it after i went home and ate my dinner.. goodday! =D
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
yo whoever who reads my blog,nice day! today is p.e. day and did the aces day dance and 3f made some crazy timing going like 'o k t sux o k t sux' all the way thru the 2 periods of p.e. and some sec 1 asshole laughed like a lunatic watching porn. then we imitated. what the fuck. =.= eugene was the one who started it,blame him.
school was the same routine after that. after school ended, ruohan ziming and me went to woodlands ring primary to do a commitee service program.. we had to test the recruits cadet scouts on the world scout badge then the primary school kids went crazy and started gang-banging ruohan and ziming. poor them,must be feeling so insulted right now. =( i was scared they would gang-bang me and shouted 'who attack them got prize!' pointing at ruohan and ziming.. im sorry guys,im a backstabber~ =( then when the kids started to settle down, ruohan told them a fucking lame ghost story and someone offed the lights and the kids were like 'FUCK! GOT GHOST!AHH!' primary school kids are so fun to play with.. haha
nothing much happened after that, went home and ate dinner